Farmer wants a Waifu

Trigger warning: Oswald is stinky and bad because you have to clear your opponent's entire field, it costs a damage you can't guarantee to get back, and then your drive and crit are (re)set to 1. At 15k boost, Hanifah makes it so that you don't need the extra stand because she already breaks a whole shield. Plus, sexy shrine maiden cheerleader waifu. I don't know what's not to like about her. You just retire first, then call. Not a problem. And she won't leave you after that. See? The perfect woman.

Oh, yeah, Firas is here, too. She searches for Best Harvest (the card economy just gets better) and restands with boost after you retire in the main phase.